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it's not a problem you alienated part of

america i alienated crazy people

welcome to watch mojo and today we're

counting down our picks for the top 10

most

america video games

for this list we're looking at video

games that scream the american

dream through their own unique forms of

ultimate patriotism

which game makes you want to yell murica

the most

let us know in the comments below now

grab your stars and stripes and pet an

eagle

it's time to make uncle sam proud

number 10 the oregon trail

[Music]

let's kick things off with a game that

has long served as an

important history lesson the orego

trail wasn't just a pioneer in survival

games or gaming in general

but it also managed to show how games

could be used for educational purposes

players were tasked with managing

resources and carefully choosing paths

in order to survive the long

and grueling oregon trail with its

different career choices affecting stats

it really showed just how hard life was

for folks back in the 19th century

to this day developers and gamers are

still paying homage to this piece of

american and gaming history

through easter eggs and parodies there's

even a card game that's just as

challenging

number nine bad dudes

you know what's awesome two totally bad

dude

but do you know what's even better two

totally bad dudes who are tasked with

rescuing the president

of the united states bad dudes is

basically that one action movie only

america would ever produce

and its patriotic ending is what makE

it a truly american game

after defeating the final boss the

president thanks you for the rescue and

immediately invites you for burgers

sure enough as the credits roll you

stand outside of the white house

the greatest building in all of america

next to the president as he enjoys a

delicious

american burger only a truly bad

dude would get to live out this ultimate

american fantasS

number 8 shakedown hawaii

remember this list is about america

therefore it would be an injustice to

ignore a game that's about living the

american dream

you know living in a lovely hawaiian

home and being the ceo of a

multinational corporation that's on the

cusp of bankruptcy

oh and making tons of cash by any means

necessary

any means necessary

shakedown hawaii puts you in that role

and in your desperate attempts to save

the corporation

you'll turn a soda into an energy drink

for gamers succumb to the wonderful

world of subscription based services

and use a rocket launcher to intimidate

an opposing executive

into letting you acquire his business

capitalism

at its finest

number seven bioshock infinite

all right we aren't just putting

bioshock infinite on here because of its

old-fashioned american aesthetics though

that does play a part in the game's

commentary on patriotism

the world of colombia is brimming with

love for its government albeit in some

disturbing ways

this is a city that will punish those

who speak out against their leader in

government

and it will do so with weaponized

automatons that look

eerily like certain historical figures

of american history

normally attacking american history is

super unamerica

but under these circumstances we aren't

about to let robots take us down

fight for america i mean colombia

no sir no ma'am those are vigors i'm

talking about

brought to you courtesy of mr jerome

maya

pink himself number six sneak king

because it just isn't america without a

little bit of butchered fast food

and sneak king takes pride in its

promotion of greasy meals

run around various areas as the king

himself sneak up behind unsuspecting

bystanders

and surprise them with food where does

he get these fried and possibly

undercooked meals you may ask

could the king have some sort of pocket

dimension in his robes or maybe he's had

all the sandwiches stuffed in his pants

who knows all we care about is the fact

that we're getting food from a business

don't question it just enjoy the fried

oils of american fast food

before your arteries clog up

number five grand theft auto 5.

okay we kind of need to laugh at

ourselves every once in a while and when

it comes to america

grand theft auto 5 is like looking in a

mirror both good and bad way

yes americans can come off ridiculous

crude

and sometimes way too crass heaven knows

i can be

we also aren't the best drivers and we

indulge in our brands

wealth and possessions quite a bit more

often than not there have been

characters that remind us of folks we

have met in our

own lives or have seen on tv well minus

the

psychathic behavior but that's besides

the point admittedly it's this ugly

honesty that makes us appreciate gta 5

even more

even if it can get a little too

outlandish at times seriously america

may be one of the youngest countries but

we aren't all this foolish

right

number four saints row four king can you

hear this naysayer assassinated not when

you say it publicly

i'm more fun as a gang leader we have a

country to run

fun isn't part of the equation there's a

septic truck when you need one

what better way to show your american

spirit than by playing as the president

of thE united states himself

no it's no president in particular but

all you need to know

is that aliens have invaded and trapped

you and your cabinet in a simulation

don't take this crap sitting down you're

the damn president of the united states

of america

get yourself some weapons some awesome

superpowers and kick their

extraterrestrial butts back into space

unless you'd rather live out a 1950s

sitcom where your wife makes pancakes

every morning

you know on second thought that's

actually not that bad of a prison

number three bro force

you know what these other games aren't

america enough

we need to get something bigger

something bad or something loud with

gunfire and explosions and that's why we

have broforce

as one of several spoofs of action movie

heroes it is up to you to americanize

all enemy bases bring down satan

and leave every area on a chopper as the

stages get blown to hell

hey if we're going to live in a world of

muscular eagles testosterone-fueled

narrators

and stars and stripes waving in the wind

then you need to be willing to do

whatever it takes to bring the president

back

stop the dark lord even if it means

unnecessarily destroying nature

do it not for the bros but for america

number two duke nukem 3d

those alien bastards are gonna pay for

shooting up my ride

there are two things that aren't welcome

in america nazis

and aliens the latter we already

established in sainsro4 but perhaps the

message is not

clear perhaps duke nukem needs to stick

it to them

with his vast arsenal and mighty foot

between the ridiculous explosions cheesy

one-liners and rocking soundtrack

there isn't a single aspect of duk

nukem 3d it doesn't make you think of

our beloved country

america just don't worry about his

excessive drinking and debauchery

oh what do you mean those health packs

look odd they look fine to me

before we get to the most patriotic

ultimate america top pick

here are a few just as american

honorable mentions

burger time because burgers are the

backbone of this great nation

wolfenstein 3d remember nazis are one of

the two things not welcome in america

or anywhere else

cruisin usa any game centered on the us

of a

is ultra america

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number one metal wolf chaos

so much for sneaking in they're already

here to greet you

this is absolutely the most

america of america video game set in

america in american history

explosions guns stupid quips

constant yelling military this is

everything that fits america at its

best and that's not even the best part

you play as michael wilson

the 47th president of the united states

and a recent victim of a coup d'etat led

by his traitorous vice president

this country needs you and the only way

you're going to fix it

is by piloting this badass mech that ca

be equipped with a variety of weapons

even after just playing for 10 minutes

you too will be yelling

let's party the next time you enter a

room

it's okay just tell everyone you're

flexing your great

and proud american spirit

in the mood for more awesome gaming

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